Saturday, October 31, 2015

Bodybuilding Jokes !!


Interviewer:"What's the best protein source a bodybuilder can eat?" 
Pro:"Another Bodybuilder."

How do Columbians develop muscle? By pushing drugs

A little boy came home from a day trip at gold's gym. 
He told his mother that it was the strangest experience 
he'd ever had, everyone in there was swollen and screaming

If you notice a number of Bodybuilders in the gym getting erections,don't worry it's called bulking up.

Bodybuilder:"I work on 3 body parts a day." 
Pathologist:"So do I."

At a bodybuilding contest a moron 
put oil all over his body and started sliding around all over the stage.He won the contest because the top three competitors slipped and broke their necks.


Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
A: He wanted maximum isolation....

A bodybuilder is having a drink in the bar. A hot chick approaches him and asks: Hey sugar, whatcha doing today?
-Back and triceps!